- Full name: George
- Other names: Georgina. Clare. Gorgeous George. Toots.
- Balls: Yes, sadly.
When not being a rudely healthy Teddy/Abysinnian cross, George spends his time being an absolute Pixar Princess. If guinea pigs had eyelashes, he’d have luscious ones that go “bink bink” when he wants to attract attention.
But the reality is that if he was a human he’d be oiled and naked at Berlin’s Panorama Bar, his uppers stuffed into his socks.
